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Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong.
"I'll never understand women" said Joe. "The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted."
"Wow! That's quite some gift" said the bartender. "So why are you so dejected?"
"Well I thought about it for a while" said Joe, "and decided to send her home to her mother, and now she
won't even speak to me!"
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